No way out of here

Jun sighed heavily as she walked through the hallways of Ouran Academy. Ouran Academy, a place where only the exceptional come to learn. In this school, there is a group of handsome young men who have way too much time on their hands entertain ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Here was the infamous and famous school club, the Ouran Host Club. Jun paused for a moment to look out one of the grand windows that lined the hallways of the south wing. She blinked for a moment when she heard feet pounding on the ground behind her. "Eee!!" she squeaked as she looked behind her, clenching her teeth with a few beads of sweat appearing on her face. She stepped out of the way just in time to avoid Quinn, a transfer student from England, rushing by. She was being chased by a small group of boys.

"Damn that girl and her fan club," Jun said as she watched the group rush past. She had a few hairs out of place from the surprise. The large chested teen pushed her glasses up her nose, just about to walk away when she heard Quinn, the klutz she was, trip and skid across the floor. "One of these days I should take a life insurance policy out on her," she muttered. Jun sighed and walked over to the group that was surrounding Quinn. Not only boys, but girls too. "Okay, everyone get lost," Jun growled. It sent shivers up everyone's spines and they all disappeared back to whatever holes in the building they had crawled out of. Jun, a tall brunette with dark brown eyes and quite the figure, glasses of black rimmed her eyes. "One of these days you're going to kill yourself," Jun said as she pulled Quinn to her feet.

Quinn, a green eyed black haired girl of a short stature but was generally perfect looking sweatdropped and scratched the back of her head. She was such a contrast to her friend. Quinn was happy and bubbly, not as big of an idiot as her favourite companion was however. Tamaki Suoh was among one of the most annoying guys Jun was aware of. Quinn straightened out her yellow uniform and neatly folded her hands in front of her. "Thank you for your help Jun-san," Quinn said politely. "Whatever, just... stop tripping on your dress, alright?" the taller female replied. Jun wouldn't wear the girl's uniform. Not only did it look horrible on her, it never looked right. Jun scratched a hand through her hair.

"Alright, we're already late to meet Honda at the host club, so let's get going," Jun stated. Quinn looked at her cluelessly for a second. Jun growled in irritation and turned the black haired girl around by the shoulders harshly and started to shove her by the shoulders toward the doors of the host club's music room further down the hallway. When they arrived at about a quarter to 3:30, they were greeted by the friendly and shy face of their other friend, Honda. Jun Takedo and Honda Itazumi had been going to school together since grade school. Quinn was the only new addition to their little collection of weird friends. Her English was flawless, her Japanese was... stressed to say the least but it was easier to hear from her than from Tamaki. Quinn was one of those girls that was forced to take just about every foreign language course offered. So she knew German, French, Japanese, Russian... frankly too many languages for Jun to care.

"I'm so glad you two could finally make it to the actual club," Honda said with a sweet smile in her usual soft voice. "Wow, this room is so big!" Quinn burst out saying, breaking free of Jun's grasp and taking a spin in the middle of the room much to everyone's amusement. Jun sighed heavily, then being taken by the hand by Honda. "Come in and meet everyone!" she urged, pulling Jun to one of the couches. Quinn was already deeply engaged in some.. engaging... girl talk with a group of girls over by Tamaki. "This is going to be a strange afternoon," Jun commented under her breath.

A tall blond boy sat on a couch with three other women. He had flawless skin, wavy blond hair, and deep blue eyes that made most girls nearly impossible to resist him. Tamaki Souh was half French and half Japanese, and behaved like a prince; another trait that the girls thought was intoxicating for women. He was polite and had a way with words that made them wet themselves. The flock of girls all tried to talk over each other in attempt to get Tamaki's attention.

Tamaki Suoh was not the only boy who got the attention of the girls. While Tamaki is the most popular member of the Host Club, there were other members of the Host Club that were nearly just as popular. Not every girl liked the princely type. The second most popular male member was Kyouya Ootari. He was the vice president of the Ouran Host Club, and he is the cool type. Quiet and intelligent, Kyouya knows nearly everything about his clients. He was very well connected to high ranking people, he always reaped some sort of reward for nearly every situation.

When Tamaki and Kyouya were unavailable, the Hitachiin twins were the next choice for girls to fawn over. Most of the girls liked to watch their 'twincest'. Hikaru and Kaoru were always close and were mirror images of each other. Their favorite game was 'which one was Hikaru' game, where the girls tried to guess which twin was which. Only the final member was able to guess correctly which twin was which. That member was Haruhi.

While no one knew that Haruhi was a girl, both Tamaki and Hikaru have shown signs of expressing intense feelings for the girl. While Tamaki is much more forward about his devotion to Haruhi, Hikaru was much more quiet about his feelings for Haruhi. He often looked past his twin to glance at the girl of his dreams. He bit his lip as the girls fawn over Haruhi. Many times he wished he could yell out that Haruhi was a girl in a male uniform, but that meant that Haruhi could not be in the Host Club. The only time he'd be able to see her then was during class. Hikaru sighed softly as a new group of girls sat besides them and he entertained them, along with his twin, with a faux smile.

Quinn's display of amusement drew the attention of everyone in the room. Tamaki looked past the girls that sat in front of him to catch a glimpse of Quinn. His eyes widened a little as he was captivated by her stunning beauty. When he got over the initial shock, Tamaki stood up and walked over to her. He took her hand and turned his charm onto high. "Hello my dear, Is this your first time at the Host Club? Please, take a seat and enjoy yourself, my princess," he said with a charming smile and a kiss on her hand which he had captured with his own.

Kyouya also looked at the small group of girls. Jun was the object of Kyouya's attention. He too stood up and strode over to the group of girls. "Excuse Tamaki for his intrusion," he said, more so to Jun. "We are all here to tend to your wishes, do you have a request?" he asked with his usual nonchalant smile.

Kaoru leaned back into his chair, a smile on his face as he observed Honda from a distance. Unlike the other girls that had just joined, she was an active member of the Host Club. Like Hikaru was towards Haruhi, Kaoru was also quiet about his affection of the beautiful young woman.

The infamous Host Club Jun thought crassly. Quinn was distracted yet again by Tamaki, giving him a smile that could've easily been award winning. It didn't take a psychic to tell that there was probably little to nothing soaring through the black haired girl's head (Idiot points set at 85 out of a possible 100). Jun looked over at Kyouya when he spoke to her. She pushed her glasses up her nose and crossed her arms.

"Request?" she questioned, shifting her weight to one foot. She kept her comment about having to request an idiot to herself and she looked down for brief moment. "Jun-sama!" Honda cried out from her place over at the twins, waving her hand in the air, "Come sit with us before you have to go to practice!" Jun looked down at her watch. She had an hour she had to do away with still before practice started. Jun lightened up slightly at the younger girl. "You keep them all to yourself, Honda-chan, you deserve it," she replied.

Haruhi was in the middle of poking her cake when she heard the female speak to the smaller and younger looking other student. "What the..." she commented, then looked back at her guests. "Haruhi, shouldn't someone introduce the new girls to the club?" one of the girls questioned, tilting her head. They haven't done it already? Haruhi thought, then standing up. She recognized Honda as being here before, and Quinn already seemed to have quickly forged a little niche in the club girls over near Tamaki. For some reason Haruhi felt that Quinn and Tamaki acted the flamboyant ways they did just to avoid the fact neither of them were full blooded Japanese. In fact, now that Haruhi thought about it, Quinn wasn't even Japanese. She was chinese and English.

Haruhi gave a mild sigh and walked over to the tall female named Jun that was wearing the boy's uniform. She pulled it off rather well, her short shaggy brown hair and eyes obscured from Haruhi's lower angle. "I'm sorry about these guys," Haruhi apologized, shooting a bit of a sharp look at Kyouya for not introducing himself properly. "That is Kyouya Ootori," Haruhi said, pointing out the notebook writing prince of darkness, "And That's Tamaki Suoh, then the twins are Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin," she continued pointing out the various people as she mentioned them, "And I'm Haruhi Fujioka,"she finished. Jun nodded her head gently. "I'm in class with the ditz and Captain Calculator," she stated, "However, I never bothered to learn anyone's names. Thank you Fujioka." Haruhi had to suppress a laugh. Now that was a priceless thing to hear from a girl at this school, just when she thought she'd heard it all. Kyouya: Captain Calculator! She was having such a hard time concealing her laughter that Jun was giving her a bewildered look. Just that look, the way Jun called Kyouya Captain Calculator right in front of him, and Kyouya's reaction.

Meanwhile, Quinn had suddenly become quiet as she had become lost in her train of thought. Some of the other girls were worried, and even Honda had come over to check on her friend. Quinn came back around, realizing she had zoned out. "Iee, sorry about that," she said to everyone, her face burning red while she fiddled with her full hair that she had pulled over her shoulder. It was a thick black, but it was beautifully wavy, all held back with a red headband. A perfect looking girl. "She tends to do that," Honda said in her meek tone, patting her friend on the head.

Hope she'll be okay Honda mentally said to herself. It didn't take Quinn much longer though to be back up to how she was earlier and was expertly teaching Commoner's games. She had such a fascination with cards that Quinn was known now to always have a pack of cards on her. Haruhi heard the shouts of 'Old Maid' and whatnot from Tamaki's area. "I haven't heard of those games for a while," Haruhi muttered. The girls at Haruhi's table urged her to go over and play. So she did. "So Kaoru, Hikaru, what do you plan to do when you're out of highschool?" Honda asked boldly today. The five girls also with her gasping, when had Honda grown so bold?!

Hikaru and Kaoru blinked in surprised. "Well, that's an interesting question," they said in perfect unison. The twins were so in sync, everything from a twitch of a finger and breathing. The twins smiled at Honda, Kaoru's smile far more genuine. "We haven't exactly thought about what we're going to do completely, but we've thought of several options. Surprisingly, we don't have a lot of common job interests."

"Hikaru here is more art based than I am," said Kaoru. "He's pretty creative when it comes to writing and drawing. He's considering doing advertising and marketing."

"While Kaoru is more number and science based. Kaoru is less decisive about his career options than I am." said Hikaru.

"We've considered doing theater though. We like making people laugh, so we've considered going to college for acting. Buuut," the twins shrugged their shoulders. "we haven't totally decided on it yet." Kyouya listened as the next appointment of women that requested him. He found this information quite interesting. He made a mental note to check into possible colleges to set an appointment for the twins. They were his friends, after all. This would also be a good opportunity to forge more connections at top colleges in the country.

"So Quinn," began Tamaki as some of the girls stood up and left the two of them alone. "Would you like to hear me play the piano? Seeing you gives me the urge to play a tune like no other. Perhaps you'd like to join me as I play?" he asked politely. He smiled sweetly, adding to the charm. Several of the girls grew insanely jealous; only a selected few got a song played by Tamaki for them.